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We all love a really good-bad dad joke. We’re talking a genuinely cringey, corny one-liner - packed with puns and truly groan-worthy.
To celebrate our range of pun-tastic Father’s Day cards and in honour of every bad dad joker out there, we’re creating the ultimate Dad joke index - and we want you to decide the winner.
Submit your dad’s best (or worst) wisecrack - the cheesier, the better.
Submit Your Best Dad Joke
*Notes / T&Cs: Please do not submit any offensive content. All content is moderated, so please give us a bit of time to review. By submitting you agree that it may be used for card content.
1
What's the best part about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
2
How much do roofs cost? Nothing. They’re on the house.
3
I've got a pen that can write underwater. It can write other words too but underwater is one of my faves.
4
I went for an interview. They said “Can you perform under pressure?” I said “I’m not sure about that but I can have a good crack at Bohemian Rhapsody”
5
The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank... I can’t find the words to describe how angry I am.
6
Just a adopted a dog from the local blacksmith, soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door
7
The Police just arrested the worlds tongue twister champion. They say he'll be given a tough sentence.
8
I had a neck brace fitted a few years ago......since then I’ve never looked back
9
What did the bra say to the hat? 'You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift!'
10
Why can’t Elsa be trusted to hold a balloon? Because she’ll “Let it Go”!
11
Did you hear about the cheese factory that got blown up? Da brie was everywhere.
12
The only thing flat-earthers fear is sphere itself
13
I used to be addicted to the Hokey Cokey, but I managed to turn myself around.
14
You know, I always wondered why stage actors were told to 'break a leg'. Then I remembered its because they are part of a cast...
15
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands
16
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.
17
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it
18
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired
19
Where are all the dad jokes stored? In a dad-a-base.
20
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me
