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We all love a really good-bad dad joke. We’re talking a genuinely cringey, corny one-liner - packed with puns and truly groan-worthy.
To celebrate our range of pun-tastic Father’s Day cards and in honour of every bad dad joker out there, we’re creating the ultimate Dad joke index - and we want you to decide the winner.
Submit your dad’s best (or worst) wisecrack - the cheesier, the better.
Submit Your Best Dad Joke
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1
How much do roofs cost? Nothing. They’re on the house.
2
What's the best part about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
3
Just a adopted a dog from the local blacksmith, soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door
4
I've got a pen that can write underwater. It can write other words too but underwater is one of my faves.
5
The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank... I can’t find the words to describe how angry I am.
6
The Police just arrested the worlds tongue twister champion. They say he'll be given a tough sentence.
7
What did the bra say to the hat? 'You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift!'
8
Why can’t Elsa be trusted to hold a balloon? Because she’ll “Let it Go”!
9
I went for an interview. They said “Can you perform under pressure?” I said “I’m not sure about that but I can have a good crack at Bohemian Rhapsody”
10
I had a neck brace fitted a few years ago......since then I’ve never looked back
11
Did you hear about the cheese factory that got blown up? Da brie was everywhere.
12
You know, I always wondered why stage actors were told to 'break a leg'. Then I remembered its because they are part of a cast...
13
I used to be addicted to the Hokey Cokey, but I managed to turn myself around.
14
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands
15
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired
16
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it
17
The only thing flat-earthers fear is sphere itself
18
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space
19
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.
20
Where are all the dad jokes stored? In a dad-a-base.
