Love them or hate them, a cheesy chat-up line can be a great icebreaker - or it can backfire very badly. Whether you’re chatting on Tinder or at the bar, you’ve got to be seriously brave to make your move with some of these deeply cheesy chat up lines.

From groan-worthy puns to lines that are more silly than they are seductive, we’re creating an index of chat-up lines that are cheesier than a block of cheddar.

Vote for your favourites, or if you fancy yourself a bit of a Casanova, submit your own chat-up lines and see if you’ve got what it takes.

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  • 1

    You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

  • 2

    If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.

  • 3

    Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.

  • 4

    Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.

  • 5

    Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes

  • 6

    Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

  • 7

    Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

  • 8

    I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

  • 9

    I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me

  • 10

    Are you an onion cos I want to remove your layers

  • 11

    Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you

  • 12

    Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven

  • 13

    Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes

  • 14

    Have you got time… I've got time if you’ve got the place

  • 15

    If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

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