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Love them or hate them, a cheesy chat-up line can be a great icebreaker - or it can backfire very badly. Whether you’re chatting on Tinder or at the bar, you’ve got to be seriously brave to make your move with some of these deeply cheesy chat up lines.
From groan-worthy puns to lines that are more silly than they are seductive, we’re creating an index of chat-up lines that are cheesier than a block of cheddar.
Vote for your favourites, or if you fancy yourself a bit of a Casanova, submit your own chat-up lines and see if you’ve got what it takes.
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Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
2
You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
3
Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
4
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes
5
If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.
6
Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.
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Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
8
I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
9
I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me
10
Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you
11
Are you an onion cos I want to remove your layers
12
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven
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Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes
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Have you got time… I've got time if you’ve got the place
15
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
