Rude Engagement Cards
Got a particularly close relationship with the engaged couple? Our rude engagement cards might be exactly what you’ve been searching for! We’re not afraid of a bit of banter here at thortful, so we asked our talented independent illustrators to go wild and come up with the rudest designs they could.
Think hilarious marriage jokes, middle fingers, and playful digs about the end of single life: you’ll find it all in our collection. And with personalised engagement cards available too, you can add your own pictures, inside jokes, and funny messages to create a card that’s completely made for them.
Not sure what to jot down inside? Whether you’re looking for something sarcastic or surprisingly sweet, you’ll find loads of inspiration in our guide on messages to write in an engagement card.
Everything is printed on high-quality paper using vegan ink, meaning you’ll find premium cards starting at just £2.50. Plus, if you’ve left things a little last minute, just order before 6pm for next day delivery.
And to soften the blow of your cheekily rude engagement card, how about an engagement gift like flowers, chocolates, or a bottle of bubbly? We’ve also pulled together a bunch of engagement gift ideas if you’re looking for inspiration.
Choose another style | Funny
Choose a recipient | For Him | For Her | Same Sex | Couple | Son | Daughter | Brother | Sister | Dad | Mum | Parents | Friend | Bridesmaid
Choose another occasion | Wedding | Anniversary | New Home | New Baby | Congratulations
Got a particularly close relationship with the engaged couple? Our rude engagement cards might be exactly what you’ve been searching for! We’re not afraid of a bit of banter here at thortful, so we asked our talented independent illustrators to go wild and come up with the rudest designs they could.
Think hilarious marriage jokes, middle fingers, and playful digs about the end of single life: you’ll find it all in our collection. And with personalised engagement cards available too, you can add your own pictures, inside jokes, and funny messages to create a card that’s completely made for them.
Not sure what to jot down inside? Whether you’re looking for something sarcastic or surprisingly sweet, you’ll find loads of inspiration in our guide on messages to write in an engagement card.
Everything is printed on high-quality paper using vegan ink, meaning you’ll find premium cards starting at just £2.50. Plus, if you’ve left things a little last minute, just order before 6pm for next day delivery.
And to soften the blow of your cheekily rude engagement card, how about an engagement gift like flowers, chocolates, or a bottle of bubbly? We’ve also pulled together a bunch of engagement gift ideas if you’re looking for inspiration.
Choose another style | Funny
Choose a recipient | For Him | For Her | Same Sex | Couple | Son | Daughter | Brother | Sister | Dad | Mum | Parents | Friend | Bridesmaid
Choose another occasion | Wedding | Anniversary | New Home | New Baby | Congratulations






















































