Rude Valentines Day Card - Pun - Dachshund - I'd Like To Stroke Your Sausage

Send this cheeky and naughty Valentine's Day card to your favourite person who loves a rude pun and a dachshund! Make them laugh as you mention you'd like to stroke their sausage...and we're not talking about the dog...

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