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Rude Valentines Day Card - Fancy A Ride On My Massive Sausage?

This naughty Valentine's Day card is perfect to get you loved one all hot and bothered. Send them this funny card as you ask them if they fancy a ride on your sausage...and we're not talking about a Cumberland...

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