Funny Toilet Humour New Home Card - Toilet Joke - Can't wait To Take A Dump In Your Shiny New Porcelain

Send some iconic toilet humour to your new homeowner to welcome them into their new gaff with this funny new home card. Illustrated with a nice new porcelain toilet, make your recipient laugh as you congratulate them on their new pad whilst telling them you "Can't wait to take a dump in your shiny new porcelain". They're not officially moved into until the bathrooms been fully christened.