Love means never having to say you’re sorry for a really bad joke. Probably.
If you or your partner have the approximate sense of humour of a 12 year old at the back of the class trying not to laugh every time the teacher says ‘homo erectus’, we’ve got great news. We’ve got cards for you. Hoo boy, do we have cards for you.
Our independent card creators love a cheeky, silly joke more than anyone, so you can find the perfect immature Valentine’s Day card for your loved one that will make them snort with laughter.
Looking for even more rude, crude, and lewd ideas? Check out the rest of our hilarious Valentine’s Day cards, or make sure you still bring just a little bit of romance along with your penis-based punnery, and send them a Valentine’s Day gift.