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Cheesy pick up lines to help you land a date

One way of landing a date either in person or on dating apps is by using pick up lines. An easy conversation opener, it’s your chance to make a good first impression and break the ice in a humorous fashion. From hilarious knock knock jokes to naughty options if you’re feeling extra risqué, we’ve compiled a selection of our favourite pick up lines that will work for all different types of people.

Of course, it goes without saying that whilst pick up lines are meant to be harmless, it’s always important to be respectful towards who you’re sending them to and keep things light. And if you’re wanting to spread the love in time for February 14th then you can shop our giant range of Valentine’s Day cards to go perfectly with the pick up line of your choice.

Nerdy pick up lines

Do you always end up having a crush on the nerdy guy or girl? Win them over with one of our nerdy pick up lines from scientific puns to others that just sound extra intelligent.

  • Forget hydrogen! You’re my number one element.
  • Are you dopamine? Because you make me pretty happy.
  • I guess the stars and I have something in common – we’re both falling for you. 
  • If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one!
  • Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
  • I used to be able to recite the English alphabet before we met. Now, I can’t get past “u”.

Food pick up lines

Other than asking them directly out for lunch or dinner, if you’re trying to catch the attention of a foodie and see whether they might be interested then here are some of our top picks for food pick up lines they’ll appreciate. Just make sure to have your date spot for a bite to eat ready and picked out in case they do give an immediate yes.

  • You’re the ravi-only one for me.
  • I think we’d make a cute pear.
  • This may be cheesy, but I think you’re grate!
  • Are you a cookie? Because I’m crumbling for you.
  • I’d like you to whip my frosting.

Naughty pick up lines

Ideal for a cheeky chappy or confident woman, these naughty pick up lines aren’t for the weak and have to be said with total conviction – you’ve been warned. 

  • Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.
  • If I was a judge, I’d sentence you to my bed.
  • If I buy you dinner, will you be the dessert?
  • Do I have to sign for your package?
  • You’re on my to-do list tonight.

Gaming pick up lines

If you know that they spend a lot of their spare time gaming (whether that’s on the computer, Xbox, PlayStation, Switch or another console), our gaming pick up lines are guaranteed to get them to put down their controller and switch their focus straight to you.

  • You must play a lot of World of Warcraft because you always make me say WoW!
  • Roses are red, violets are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you. 
  • I’d take a Bullet Bill to the heart for you.
  • Will you be my player two?

Christmas pick up lines

Know someone who turns into the biggest kid once the festive season comes around? These Christmas pick up lines are bound to work their magic, with a bit of help from Santa of course. Give them a go and see if you work your way onto your crush’s nice list.

  • The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
  • Are you sure you’re not a reindeer? Because you seem like a Vixen to me.
  • Shouldn’t you be on top of the tree, angel?
  • I used my advent calendar to count down the days til I see you.
  • I usually dream of a white Christmas – but tonight, I’ll be dreaming of you instead.

Romantic pick up lines

Do you feel all gooey inside every time you look their way? If you’re wanting to let them know just how you feel and make your intentions obvious then these sweet and romantic pick up lines will get the job done.

  • You owe me a drink because when I saw you, I dropped mine.
  • You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.
  • I’m no photographer, but I can definitely picture you and me together.
  • Wait.. if you’re here, who’s running heaven?
  • Sorry, can you help me? I think something’s wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
  • I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Knock knock pick up lines

If you can’t think of how to break the ice and don’t feel bold enough to go with a classic bold chat up line, then our round-up of knock knock pick up lines might be the best option for you to make your move!

  • Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    When where.
    When where who?
    Tonight, my place, me and you.
  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Wendy who?
    Wendy you think you’ll ask me out?
  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Aldo who?
    Aldo anything for you!
  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Axe who?
    May I axe you on a date?
  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Waiter who?
    Just waiter I get my hands on you.

Now it’s time to get out there and give our pick up lines a go, and if you do end up on a date as a result then you’re very welcome and we’ll take full credit. Whether you’re after double date inspiration or want to get clued up on the latest dating trends, we have loads more articles over on the thortful blog that could come in handy if you’ve recently started seeing someone.