When you’ve been with someone for a really, really, really long time, you might think that you’re over traditions like Valentine’s Day cards.
But we’re here to prove you wrong – because while all your mates might quietly think you’re #couplegoals for being together as long as you have, we know that behind the adorable couple selfies and matching toothbrushes, there’s a wicked sense of humour that comes with sharing your life with someone for so long. And what is Valentine’s Day for if not taking the p*ss out of the one you love?
So kick them off the sofa, shove their dirty socks off the cushions, and have a good browse of our favourite cards for couples who’ve been together for forever and love to roast each other.
Looking for some more adorable/passive aggressive ideas to tell them ‘I love you even when you stink out the bathroom’? Check out the rest of our hilarious Valentine’s Day cards, or get in their good books (before they find out you left a towel on the floor again) with a thoughtful thortful Valentine’s Day gift.