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We work hard to produce extra-special cards for all the knobheads in your life.

Who's the clever one? - a very rude card full of banter and matey-ness created by Dark Heart CardsWho's the clever one? - a very rude card full of banter and matey-ness created by Dark Heart Cards
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The perfect card for that silly twat who is under the weather right now... created by Dark Heart CardsThe perfect card for that silly twat who is under the weather right now... created by Dark Heart Cards
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Best Husband... so far created by Dark Heart CardsBest Husband... so far created by Dark Heart Cards
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fuck off Leaving Card 13833 created by Dark Heart Cardsfuck off Leaving Card 13833 created by Dark Heart Cards
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knobhead I Love & Friendship Card 37407 created by Dark Heart Cardsknobhead I Love & Friendship Card 37407 created by Dark Heart Cards
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to the moon and back tolerate Valentines Day Card 13834 created by Dark Heart Cardsto the moon and back tolerate Valentines Day Card 13834 created by Dark Heart Cards
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twatty twat Birthday Card 13836 created by Dark Heart Cardstwatty twat Birthday Card 13836 created by Dark Heart Cards
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firing vagina Mothers Day Card 13835 created by Dark Heart Cardsfiring vagina Mothers Day Card 13835 created by Dark Heart Cards
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Born in July like a twat Birthday card created by Dark Heart CardsBorn in July like a twat Birthday card created by Dark Heart Cards
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Happy Jesus Falling out of Mary's Foof Day created by Dark Heart CardsHappy Jesus Falling out of Mary's Foof Day created by Dark Heart Cards
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Thank you for jizzing in mum rude fathers day card created by Dark Heart CardsThank you for jizzing in mum rude fathers day card created by Dark Heart Cards
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Rude Christmas Card - Twatty New Year - You Twat created by Dark Heart CardsRude Christmas Card - Twatty New Year - You Twat created by Dark Heart Cards
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Twatty Anniversary Card created by Dark Heart CardsTwatty Anniversary Card created by Dark Heart Cards
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Rude Typography Anniversary Card / Engagement Card / Wedding Card - Prosecco - How You Twats Put Up With Each Other Is Beyond Me created by Dark Heart CardsRude Typography Anniversary Card / Engagement Card / Wedding Card - Prosecco - How You Twats Put Up With Each Other Is Beyond Me created by Dark Heart Cards
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Merry Christmas, Step-Twat created by Dark Heart CardsMerry Christmas, Step-Twat created by Dark Heart Cards
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Rude New Baby Card created by Dark Heart CardsRude New Baby Card created by Dark Heart Cards
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A delightfully insulting birthday card for any December born twats in your life. created by Dark Heart CardsA delightfully insulting birthday card for any December born twats in your life. created by Dark Heart Cards
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Happy Birthday, Step-Twat created by Dark Heart CardsHappy Birthday, Step-Twat created by Dark Heart Cards
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A rude birthday card for any January-born friends / family / twats in your life. created by Dark Heart CardsA rude birthday card for any January-born friends / family / twats in your life. created by Dark Heart Cards
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For a twat born in May created by Dark Heart CardsFor a twat born in May created by Dark Heart Cards
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