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With birthday cards for boyfriends, husbands, dads and grandads, find the perfect birthday card for him with thortful. We have thousands of card styles to choose from, including funny and rude themes for the ultimate cheeky birthday card.

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Fuck You Shit Birthday Card created by Random Shit CardsFuck You Shit Birthday Card created by Random Shit Cards
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Funny Birthday Card - Speck Of Jizz created by Gem Draws StuffFunny Birthday Card - Speck Of Jizz created by Gem Draws Stuff
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Funny Birthday Card - Rupaul Drag Race - Charisma Uniqueness Nerve Talent created by Philip Normal X kissmekwikFunny Birthday Card - Rupaul Drag Race - Charisma Uniqueness Nerve Talent created by Philip Normal X kissmekwik
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Cheeky Birthday Card - For Him - Show Them Your Willy created by Liverpool Card StudioCheeky Birthday Card - For Him - Show Them Your Willy created by Liverpool Card Studio
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Funny bellend Birthday Card 8127 created by Filthy SentimentsFunny bellend Birthday Card 8127 created by Filthy Sentiments
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Funny Birthday Card for the bellend of the group! we all have one! created by IWLTFunny Birthday Card for the bellend of the group! we all have one! created by IWLT
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Cheeky Inbetweeners Birthday Card - Birthday Wanker created by MintCardsCheeky Inbetweeners Birthday Card - Birthday Wanker created by MintCards
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congrats being Birthday Card 11484 created by Bold & Bright Cardscongrats being Birthday Card 11484 created by Bold & Bright Cards
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Cheeky Birthday Card - Getting Older - Another Year Closer To Wearing Velcro Shoes and Stinking of Piss created by Absolutely Bananas Co.Cheeky Birthday Card - Getting Older - Another Year Closer To Wearing Velcro Shoes and Stinking of Piss created by Absolutely Bananas Co.
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Rude Birthday Card - Saggy Balls - You're One Year Closer To This created by Triple Kiss DesignsRude Birthday Card - Saggy Balls - You're One Year Closer To This created by Triple Kiss Designs
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This card is guaranteed to make an Arsenal fan mad created by Offside CardsThis card is guaranteed to make an Arsenal fan mad created by Offside Cards
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Funny talking b*ll*cks Birthday Card - hearing strange voices in my underpants created by Quitting HollywoodFunny talking b*ll*cks Birthday Card - hearing strange voices in my underpants created by Quitting Hollywood
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step away Birthday Card 7443 created by Potty Mouthstep away Birthday Card 7443 created by Potty Mouth
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brother sibling Birthday Card 10936 created by Flamingo Lingo by Jennybrother sibling Birthday Card 10936 created by Flamingo Lingo by Jenny
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happy rude Birthday Card 12134 created by Brainbox Candyhappy rude Birthday Card 12134 created by Brainbox Candy
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Cheeky Birthday Card - Cockrell - Pun - To The Finest Cock I Know created by Abigail BurchCheeky Birthday Card - Cockrell - Pun - To The Finest Cock I Know created by Abigail Burch
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old rude Birthday Card 21070 created by Cowpat Designsold rude Birthday Card 21070 created by Cowpat Designs
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Funny Jeffrey & Janice Birthday Card - According To Chemistry, Alcohol Is In Fact A Solution created by Bold & Bright CardsFunny Jeffrey & Janice Birthday Card - According To Chemistry, Alcohol Is In Fact A Solution created by Bold & Bright Cards
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favourite knobhead Birthday Card 12264 created by Banter Kingfavourite knobhead Birthday Card 12264 created by Banter King
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Cheeky Birthday Card - Cock - Pun - Happy Birthday To The Biggest Cock I Know! created by Fifi DesignsCheeky Birthday Card - Cock - Pun - Happy Birthday To The Biggest Cock I Know! created by Fifi Designs
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