{"id":12488,"date":"2023-02-03T09:51:32","date_gmt":"2023-02-03T09:51:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog-content.thortful.com\/?p=12488"},"modified":"2023-02-03T09:51:32","modified_gmt":"2023-02-03T09:51:32","slug":"8-valentines-day-cards-for-couples-who-have-been-together-waaaaay-too-long","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog-content.thortful.com\/8-valentines-day-cards-for-couples-who-have-been-together-waaaaay-too-long\/","title":{"rendered":"8 Valentine\u2019s Day cards for couples who have been together waaaaay too long"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t
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When you’ve been with someone for a really, really,\u00a0really\u00a0<\/em>long time, you might think that you’re over traditions like Valentine’s Day cards.<\/p>

But we’re here to prove you wrong – because while all your mates might quietly think you’re #couplegoals for being together as long as you have, we know that behind the adorable couple selfies and matching toothbrushes, there’s a wicked sense of humour that comes with sharing your life with someone for so long. And what is Valentine’s Day for if not taking the p*ss out of the one you love?<\/p>

So kick them off the sofa, shove their dirty socks off the cushions, and have a good browse of our favourite cards for couples who’ve been together for forever and love to roast each other.<\/p>

Looking for some more adorable\/passive aggressive ideas to tell them ‘I love you even when you stink out the bathroom’? Check out the rest of our hilarious Valentine’s Day cards<\/a>, or get in their good books (before they find out you left a towel on the floor again<\/em>) with a thoughtful thortful Valentine’s Day gift.\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t

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When you’ve been with someone for a really, really,\u00a0really\u00a0long time, you might think that you’re over traditions like Valentine’s Day cards. 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