{"id":11068,"date":"2022-09-29T12:04:38","date_gmt":"2022-09-29T11:04:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog-content.thortful.com\/?p=11068"},"modified":"2022-09-29T15:58:27","modified_gmt":"2022-09-29T14:58:27","slug":"5-times-jeffrey-janice-told-it-like-it-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog-content.thortful.com\/5-times-jeffrey-janice-told-it-like-it-is\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Times Jeffrey & Janice Told It Like It Is"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t
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Have you ever had a scroll through our cards? It\u2019s much more soothing than Instagram. When you do, you\u2019ll probably see at least one card designed by Jeffrey & Janice. Easily recognisable by the photographed dolls, whose official names we can\u2019t refer to for copyright reasons, these humorous (and often pretty rude) cards capture some uncomfortably hilarious home truths.<\/p>

We thought we\u2019d share our top five Jeffrey & Janice designs that have tickled us over the years.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t

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Jeffrey & Janice is the creation of Thea, who describes her collection as ‘young at heart, older in other places’. Thea tells us she’s colllected dolls and toys her whole life, and has a pretty rude and childish sense of humour, so for her, combining the two just made sense! She got into making cards when thortful began, and it’s gone brilliantly ever since.\u00a0<\/p>

A lot of the items you’ll see featured in her cards are actually things she had when she was six years old. She also makes a lot of her props if she can’t find what she needs, and all of her cards are designed in her Somerset studio. Fancy a cheeky Jeffrey & Janice card for your next occasion? Get one for someone who’ll love it.\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Have you ever had a scroll through our cards? It\u2019s much more soothing than Instagram. When you do, you\u2019ll probably see at least one card designed by Jeffrey & Janice. 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